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Bed Snake Bat
Online Shop: Prezziesplus
Category: Novelty Gifts
At last, after years of relentless research by a team of dedicated scientists and loads and loads of research grants, they have discovered that pregnancy is caused by a small venomous snake (Snakus Williuserectus) or Bed Snake. The Bed Snake is found throughout the world ,but it's favoured habitat being the bedroom. For much of the time it remains dormant, but don't let this wrinkled reptile deceive you. On being approached it will be aroused from it's slumber, and its fearsome venom has few known antidotes. Now, utilizing cutting edge technology, we have created the remarkable contraceptive device.....The Bed Snake Bat. Please follow the instructions carefully, and you will never be in fear of attack from the Bed Snake again. Instructions for use:- Be armed at all times. On sighting Bed Snake, give it a forearm smash with the Bed Snake Bat, followed by a few more for luck!!
Price: £4.99
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Bed Snake Bat
Online Shop: Redsave.com
Category: Adult Gifts
Finally there has been a weapon created to beat down that bed snake! For many years women have had to ‘pretend’ to have a headache or other ailments in order to keep the bed snake away, but now thanks to an innovative new product they need fear no more. One of the most bothersome snakes in the world, the bed snake resides in thousands of beds and comes out to play or ‘attack’ at night. The only way to get this snake to desist has been to feign injury or to play dead but now women have a new weapon at their disposal. The bed snake bat has been manufactured from wood and is guaranteed to keep even the most determined bed snake under control. Scientifically proven as a form of contraception the bed snake bat will ensure you have a peaceful nights sleep as long as you keep it within easy reach. This hilarious product will liven up any girly Hen night or will provide some light relief in the bedroom! Use the bed snake bat to either give that snake a whack or a light tap on the nose depending on how much he is bothering you!
Price: £2.45
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Black snake platform
Online Shop: Debenhams
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This black snake platform from Red Herring features a cross strap and snake skin feel. />
Price: £0.00
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Navy snake platform
Online Shop: Debenhams
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This navy snake platform from Red Herring features a cross strap and snake skin feel. />
Price: £0.00
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Inflatable Snake - 2.5m curly
Online Shop: PartyBox
Category: Party Food
We think this snake is just SSSsssssuper! A curly snake that makes a great decorative extra at Jungle, Tropical and Wild West parties.
Price: £2.98
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Snake Ballet Pump
Online Shop: Urban Outfitters
Category: Women's Footwear
Snake around in this pair of stylish flat pumps in a snake effect design finished with pointed toe. Details: - Upper: man made - Inner: man made - Sole: man made - Wipe clean
Price: £22.00
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Butler & Wilson Crystal Snake Earrings
Online Shop: QVC
Category: Women's Jewellery
Express you individuality with these distinctive snake earrings from Butler & Wilson. Each earring features a knotted snake design which is encrusted with eye-catching circular crystals. For added sparkle and detail, the head of the snake is set with pear-shaped crystal. The earrings have a drop of about 5.5cm (2") and secure with a post and push fastening.
Price: £32.00
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